JTokarz

Plant Police

    "You are trespassing on private property owned by the ComTek Corporation. Leave immediately or face criminal and civil penalties. We will find you. That is all."
    The loudspeakers crackled and cut out, leaving only distorted metallic echoes to bounce off countless pipes and half-built concrete walls. In one corner of the dark labyrinth, two whispers hid under the fading warning.
    "Let's jet, Moose. If you really want, we can poke around some other abandoned building, but let's make sure it's really abandoned next time," hissed Corey.
    Moose stood up and walked out of the dark corner the two had scuttled into when the speakers had first boomed. His hulking figure shaded Corey from the cool moonlight. He spoke casually. "You heard that announcement. It's a machine. I drive past this place every day, and there's never anyone around. Even if there is any sort of night watchman in this dump, he's too lazy to come out and get us. We just got the standard warning. It's probably just a motion detector hooked up to a tape player or something. We'll go soon, but I'm taking my time. We haven't seen anything cool yet."
    "In my book, getting yelled at by a disembodied voice is cool enough. That thing sounded damn creepy. You're probably right about the guard." Corey crawled out of the shadow and into full moonlight. He brushed dust off his ripped jeans and battered backpack. "Maybe there's something in here worth finding. The loudspeakers are supposed to scare off the wussies looking for a place to drink their dads' beer. "
    The two friends resumed wandering through the skeletal construction site, occasionally tagging particularly tempting walls with spray paint Corey carried in his bag. They traveled further into the industrial complex, past enormous rusted steel supports and shiny pipes of myriad dimensions. Many new looking pipes snaked up from the concrete floor, and slid back down into the foundation. Steaming vapors escaped from cracked tubes.
    "This isn't just some factory they never finished building. I bet it's really a chemical weapons plant, or maybe they're hiding aliens in a bunker half a mile down." The green X-Files logo on Corey's shirt glowed in the dim light, quietly endorsing his theory.
    "Yummy. Nerve gas makes me happy." Moose chuckled, and grinned his best mad-scientist grin. "This place rocks; it's all dank and nasty and creepy. We gotta bring the rest of the crew out here."
    As they talked, they continued through the plant. The forest of strange pipes slid by. Moose noticed a large metal plate set into the concrete floor. Two handholds cut into it, and it was partially covered by three cement blocks and a coil of thick wiring. Without a word, Moose and Corey cleared the trapdoor, revealing faded yellow diagonal stripes painted on the rusting metal. Corey looked up from the door and caught Moose's eye. Moose winked, said, "This'll make such an awesome story," and yanked the trapdoor up.
    Rusted hinges screamed and were silent. The boys froze, listening for any sound other than the tortured echoes of the door. Corey dug a flashlight out of his backpack, and pointed it into the void below. Straining to see into the blackness, both boys felt warm, damp air breathe over their faces. The flashlight's beam swirled, illuminating only some agitated dust. Several steps led into the darkness.
    The loudspeakers blasted again. "You have been warned. This is your last chance to flee. The Plant Police are coming. They see you. They hear you. They smell you. Prepare yourselves. That is all."
    Moose was the first to speak. "That has to be someone's joke. They shut this place down, and on the last day on the job, some dickhead changed the tape, that's all." He shivered, and stepped down through the door. Corey said nothing, but followed.
    At the bottom of the stairs, Corey looked up. After about fifteen feet, the stairs melted into the darkness. Corey spun the light. Darkness swallowed the flashlight's beam before it could reach the ceiling or walls. Somewhere, water dripped, filling the empty hall with echoes and splashes. Moose swore in awe. His breath swirled the soupy air. It tasted alive.
    A voice spoke. "You. You two must not be here. Trespassers are forbidden. It's not good for The Plant." Wet and soft, the voice was very different from that of the warnings above. The intruders stopped breathing. A uniformed figure materialized in the flashlight's beam. "I am Officer Chris, of the Plant Police. You boys are in some trouble."
    "So we'll just--"
    "Silence! Do not speak. Your breaths disrupt The Plant's special atmosphere. Do not try to run, my partner is directly behind you."
    A voice spoke, inches from Corey's ear. "Hey, how's it going?"
    Corey spun, illuminating a second man, dressed like the first. This one wore glasses, and smiled crookedly. Despite his perfectly cut uniform, he seemed to be wearing a rumpled black cloak. It was just the air around him, sucking at the light. The first officer spoke again. "That's Vorg the Destroyer. He's a bit odd."
    "Hey, y'know, who isn't?" Moose volunteered. At the sound of his voice, Vorg's face lumped downward, a cruel scowl replacing his vacant grin.
    Vorg growled. "These two are spies, maybe from another Plant. I can smell it on them." He grabbed Moose and Corey, one in each hand, and held them in the air. Shocked by his strength, neither young man could do more than whimper. Corey's flashlight clattered to the floor. "We must bring them to The Plant for judgement."
    The two flew through the mist as Vorg stalked first in one direction, then another. Pale green patches appeared, illuminating the damp tunnels. Bioluminescent mold on the walls and floor sucked nutrition from the slick rocks, transforming chemicals into light. Moose and Corey's skin gleamed sickly, but the Plant Police appeared healthy and relaxed.
    At last the winding corridors opened up. The four entered an enormous cavern, ringed with cloaked figures. Colorful mushrooms growing from the walls lit the room. More pale green mold dotted the walls. Twenty feet below every human in the room, fat white mushrooms glowed in the soft soil. The Plant's patient leaves stretched low over the ground, soaking up the white light. An enormous trunk stretched almost to the cavern's ceiling. Branches clawed in every direction; some rejoined the central stalk. Greasy crimson leaves sprung from every branch. The whole Plant swayed in time to a low, chanting melody. Viney tendrils clung to the walls, searching the dim cavern for more light.
    Moose and Corey gaped. Their minds choked, failing to comprehend more than a few random details of the scene. Everyone in the chamber silenced, waiting for a report from the Plant Police. "These two have ignored the warnings above. They have invaded the sanctuary of The Plant. They have poisoned the air with their reckless breathing, and their very existence threatens us." Whispers passed around the chamber and faded. Giant leaves wafted, absorbing the echoes. Chris continued, "Despite what these outsiders have done, they are not without value." More low voices spoke. Some started chanting. The vines writhed and pulsed. "Heal the plant," Chris roared. "Feed the plant!"
    Vines slithered and wrapped around Moose and Corey. Spines ripped at their flesh. The plant hoisted them above its pit and drove them into the soft soil. The earth burned, but not with heat. White mushrooms crowded the bodies, already changing life back to light. The Plant's roots dug, finding delicious nourishment.

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